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Mister Happy
02:10
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I'm Mr. Happy and I'm feeling glad
'cause I've had my fill of what I demand
It's kind of different to what you'd think
I like to kill people and dissolve them in my sink
The cops aren't close to catching me yet
'cause I'm a sly auld cunt, on that you can bet.
Mr. Happy, Happy, Happy X3
Mr. Happy, Happy, WOOOO
I help women with their shoppin', then I bring them home and I start a choppin'
The sinks not big and the drain's too small, but I've gotta somehow dissolve them all
Then when I'm finished I think of what I've done and I have a cup of tea and a chocolate bun.
*SOLO!*
I'm Mr. Happy and I'm feeling glad
'cause I've had my fill of what I demand
(Mr. Happy, Happy, Happy)
It's kind of different to what you'd think
I like to kill people and dissolve them in my sink
(Mr. Happy, Happy, Happy)
The cops aren't close to catching me yet
'cause I'm a sly auld cunt, on that you can bet.
Mr. Happy, Happy, WOOOO
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The Elusive Shift
02:42
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I've met a few girls in my short time, few and far between and none of them fine.
I'm not very good at a lot of things and no girls to the yard does my milkshake bring.
Sitting on the couch, perusing my gifts, of which I have none, except for just one.
The elusive shift X4
I went into the local pub McBrides to test my luck should the chance arise, then from across the room I see a lovely young lass, so I make my way over to make a pass.
Little did I know that it was McBrides daughter he brought me out the back, like a lamb to the slaughter.
He tried to punch me and barely missed, then I laid it on him, the elusive shift.
*SOLO!*
Take a step back before you get hurt, or I'll shift your face right into the dirt.
Come at me again and I'll show you what's what, I'll show you what is and I'll show you what's not.
I'll crumple you up like a bag of crisps, if you fist my shift, I'll shift your fist.
Come at me again, you'd better come quick, but if you're not careful then I'll shift your dick.
The elusive shift X4
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Chamber Of Chambers
02:59
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If I weren't being kept here against my will, would I leave?
I'm trapped and have no choice, but I have a choice, to love you.
Is it wrong for me to want you to want me, to stay?
If you were to let me go would I run, to you?
Would I run? Maybe, but in my heart, I know I'd stay.
Before I leave the first chamber I must collect the crystal of time to revert back to a me before I knew you, but would I revert back to a self that didn't know you or create a string of tangential universes ripping a hole in timespace itself?
Is it too late to turn back or must I keep pressing myself, against you?
Maybe I should look down, to see what's up.
When I look, I see the crystal lizard staring back at me.
It speaks to me, it says,
"The chamber cannot be escaped by any mortal man, only one who is willing to brave the trails of Agnarr, keeper of dimensions. ALL HAIL AGNARR!
These words awakened an enlightenment deep inside of me, and then I realised, it's you.
The chamber of chambers is not what it seems, although it may feel real it's all made of dreams. X4
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Joe Brollypop
00:57
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Brollypop, Brollypop, Joe Brolly, Brolly, Brolly, Brollypop, Brollypop, Joe Brolly, Brolly, Brolly, Brollypop.
Brollypop, Brollypop, Joe Brolly, Brolly, Brolly, Brollypop, Brollypop, Joe Brolly, Brolly, Brolly, Brollypop. Brollypop, Joe Brolly, Brolly, Brolly, Brollypop
I call my baby Brollypop, tell you why, He's not as mean as meets the eye
and when he gives out about the blanket defence, man
Don't take offence.
Brollypop, Brollypop, Joe Brolly, Brolly, Brolly, Brollypop, Brollypop, Joe Brolly, Brolly, Brolly, Brollypop, Brollypop, Joe Brolly, Brolly, Brolly, Brollypop
Brollypop, Brollypop, Joe Brolly, Brolly, Brolly, Brollypop, Brollypop, Joe Brolly, Brolly, Brolly, Brollypop, Brollypop, Joe Brol...ahaaaahha
*WELL JOE BROLLY, WHADDAYA TINK A DAT?! AAAGHHH!*
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