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She's Sound
02:11
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My baby's going down to the shop
To buy some sweets
Save your money honey, I'll give you some sugar.
Sweets can be expensive these days,
But I won't make you pay
My baby's going down to the petrol station
To get some fuel
Save your money honey, I won't make you pay.
Now hold this pump while I fill you up
Take care you don't make a mess now, girl.
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3. |
Mister Happy
02:10
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I'm Mr. Happy and I'm feeling glad
'cause I've had my fill of what I demand
It's kind of different to what you'd think
I like to kill people and dissolve them in my sink
The cops aren't close to catching me yet
'cause I'm a sly auld cunt, on that you can bet.
Mr. Happy, Happy, Happy X3
Mr. Happy, Happy, WOOOO
I help women with their shoppin', then I bring them home and I start a choppin'
The sinks not big and the drain's too small, but I've gotta somehow dissolve them all
Then when I'm finished I think of what I've done and I have a cup of tea and a chocolate bun.
*SOLO!*
I'm Mr. Happy and I'm feeling glad
'cause I've had my fill of what I demand
(Mr. Happy, Happy, Happy)
It's kind of different to what you'd think
I like to kill people and dissolve them in my sink
(Mr. Happy, Happy, Happy)
The cops aren't close to catching me yet
'cause I'm a sly auld cunt, on that you can bet.
Mr. Happy, Happy, WOOOO
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4. |
Above Average (Just)
03:07
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Housevan
03:04
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I've got a house, it's in a van
But it's not a caravan.
I've got a house, it's in a van,
I am living in a housevan.
I've got a house, it's in a van,
I'm going places in my housevan.
Housevan,housevan,housevan
I'm going places in my house...van.
I've got a house, it's in a van
But it's not a caravan.
I've got a house, it's in a van,
I am living in a housevan.
Housevan,housevan,housevan
I'm going places in my house...van.
I've got a house, it's in a van
I'm going places in my housevan
HOUSEVANHOUSEVANHOUSEVANHOUSEVANHOUSEVANHOUSEVANHOUSEVANHOUSEVAN
I've got a house, it's in a van
I'm going places in my housevan
House...van...what is it, it's a flippin' housevan
I've got a house, it's in a van
I'm going places in my housevan
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6. |
H'up ta Funk
01:54
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Three day session, on the funk
Get outta my way, get h'up ta funk
Five-part question
Are ya h'up ta funk?
Are ya h'up ta funk?
Are ya h'up ta funk?
Are ya h'up ta funk?
Are ya h'up ta funk?
All my friends are hooked to funk,
Ain't got no time for that other junk.
Five-part question
Are ya h'up ta funk?
Are ya h'up ta funk?
Are ya h'up ta funk?
Are ya h'up ta funk?
Are ya h'up ta funk?
H'up ta funk.
H'up ta funk.
H'up ta funk.
H'up ta funk.
Are you down to funk?
Cause I'm up ta funk.
I have a confession, I love the funk,
So does Jesus, who'd have thunk?
Now I go to mass while I listen to funk,
While I listen to funk,
While I listen to funk,
While I listen to funk,
While I listen to funk.
My hairdresser likes to listen to funk,
So I listen to funk while I get a cut,
There's clippings on the floor, so would ya
Get up to funk, and sweep em up and
Sweep em up, and
Sweep em up, and
Sweep em up, and
Sweep em up.
H'up ta funk.
H'up ta funk.
H'up ta funk.
H'up ta funk.
Are you down to funk?
Cause I'm up ta funk.
All my friends are hooked to funk,
One of the lads said he listened to punk,
All my friends are hooked to funk,
One of the lads said he listened to punk,
We say
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
H'up.
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7. |
Chamber of Chambers
02:59
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If I weren't being kept here against my will, would I leave?
I'm trapped and have no choice, but I have a choice, to love you.
Is it wrong for me to want you to want me, to stay?
If you were to let me go would I run, to you?
Would I run? Maybe, but in my heart, I know I'd stay.
Before I leave the first chamber I must collect the crystal of time to revert back to a me before I knew you, but would I revert back to a self that didn't know you or create a string of tangential universes ripping a hole in timespace itself?
Is it too late to turn back or must I keep pressing myself, against you?
Maybe I should look down, to see what's up.
When I look, I see the crystal lizard staring back at me.
It speaks to me, it says,
"The chamber cannot be escaped by any mortal man, only one who is willing to brave the trails of Agnarr, keeper of dimensions. ALL HAIL AGNARR!
These words awakened an enlightenment deep inside of me, and then I realised, it's you.
The chamber of chambers is not what it seems, although it may feel real it's all made of dreams. X4
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Summer In The Country
01:53
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A Ugly Girl
01:50
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I've got an thirst for a ugly girl.
I've got no time for an pretty girl.
Don't give me pretty ones
Just give me ugly ones
Don't give me pretty ones
Just give me ugly ones
Cause I'm goin' down to the pub get me a ugly girl
Might have a pint while I'm there
Ugly girl come over here
Would you like some beer?
I've got an thirst for a ugly girl.
I've got no time for an pretty girl.
Don't give me pretty ones
Just give me ugly ones
Don't give me pretty ones
Just give me ugly ones
Cause I'm goin' down to the pub get me a ugly girl
Might have a pint while I'm there
Ugly girl come over here
Would you like some beer?
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11. |
The Elusive Shift
02:42
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I've met a few girls in my short time, few and far between and none of them fine.
I'm not very good at a lot of things and no girls to the yard does my milkshake bring.
Sitting on the couch, perusing my gifts, of which I have none, except for just one.
The elusive shift X4
I went into the local pub McBrides to test my luck should the chance arise, then from across the room I see a lovely young lass, so I make my way over to make a pass.
Little did I know that it was McBrides daughter he brought me out the back, like a lamb to the slaughter.
He tried to punch me and barely missed, then I laid it on him, the elusive shift.
*SOLO!*
Take a step back before you get hurt, or I'll shift your face right into the dirt.
Come at me again and I'll show you what's what, I'll show you what is and I'll show you what's not.
I'll crumple you up like a bag of crisps, if you fist my shift, I'll shift your fist.
Come at me again, you'd better come quick, but if you're not careful then I'll shift your dick.
The elusive shift X4
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12. |
The Big Dick Around Town
03:54
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13. |
Testicular Chancer
02:30
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14. |
Joe Brollypop
00:57
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Will you be in Castlerea,
This Christmas,
Will I see you on the streets?
The neighbours say you might spend Christmas in Dublin,
And to be honest, I find that quite troublin'.
Would you ever come back to Castlerea?
And spend Christmas with little old me.
Will you be in Castlerea,
This Christmas,
Will I see you on the streets?
Well I don't want the same presents that I got last year,
Cause all I want for Christmas (in the words of Mariah Carey)
Is You.
I'm fine for socks and jocks,
And to be honest, I'm probably fine for beer.
All I want for Christmas,
Is for you to be here
Will you be in Castlerea,
This Christmas,
Will I see you on the streets?
Castlerea is a great town, and you're a great lady.
and great, great great....
*undecipherable*
Everyone in Castlerea goes to Supermacs for Christmas dinner.
Will you be in Castlerea,
This Christmas,
Will I see you on the streets? ON THE STREETS?
WILL I FUCKIN G=SFAJDLSAFDKJSAHFDKFJAKDSNFDSLKAFDDF
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