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Santa Claus IV: Termination Clause

by Rev. Barry Frink and The Bad Buzz

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Happy Xmas ya cunts

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I was lying in bed, on Christmas Eve
I tossed and I turned but couldnt sleep

Id been good all year, or so I thought
Id stuck to just beer, which id mainly bought

I was nearly asleep but woke with a bang
It was the big fat man, and his reindeer gang

But there was something off, I could hear him stagger
He called blitzen a cunt, and poor rudolph a blackguard

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I leapt up from the bed, to the Christmas tree
All over the floor was nativity

"Santy!" I said "What the hell are you at?"
"You're after knocking Joseph, and poor Mary's ass!"

"Go way to fuck" he let a throaty growl
"That chimney's as rough, as your grandmother's gowl"

Jesus Christ, there was something wrong here
Hes been driving the sleigh, but hes fucked on the beer

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"Did you at least bring the presents, you miserable bollocks?
I asked for peace among men, or some assorted products"

He said nothing, but tried out a punch
But he tripped and fell, and cracked his head with a crunch

"Santy!" I cried, "are you alright?"
But it was no use, he was out like a light

I took the coat off his back, and the fag from his mouth
Twas up to me to save Christmas, but first a quick stout

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Its Christmas time, with the jingling bells
But santy's thick, and has a whiskey smell
He tried to leave, but he tripped and fell
He said that all the children could go to hell

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released December 21, 2023
Rev. Barry Frink
Max Porter
Jerry Jeanwell

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