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My baby's going down to the shop
To buy some sweets
Save your money honey, I'll give you some sugar.
Sweets can be expensive these days,
But I won't make you pay
My baby's going down to the petrol station
To get some fuel
Save your money honey, I won't make you pay.
Now hold this pump while I fill you up
Take care you don't make a mess now, girl.
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Testicular Chancer
02:30
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I know this guy who takes lots if risks,
he burns mixed CD's on already scratched disks.
He'll eat gone off food
He'll drink gone off milk
He's a badass dude and he doesn't give a shit.
He's a chancer, chancer, chancer.
Eats raw meat and laughs at cancer.
He's a chancer, chancer, chancer.
he's a badass dude, a testicular chancer.
He's late for work, he doesn't care
he can't babysit his cousin 'cause she's to scared.
He lost his wife 'cause he called her a c**t
he hasn't seen his f**king kid once this month.
He's a chancer, chancer, chancer.
Eats raw meat and laughs at cancer.
He's a chancer, chancer, chancer.
he's a badass dude, a testicular chancer.
He's been drinking too much spent last week getting f**ked
Even his mother is getting sick of this stuff
If he doesn't change soon something terrible will happen but he doesn't care 'cause he's a f**king a**hole.
He's a chancer, chancer, chancer.
Eats raw meat and laughs at cancer.
He's a chancer, chancer, chancer.
he's a badass dude, a testicular chancer.
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A Ugly Girl
02:00
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I've got an thirst for a ugly girl.
I've got no time for an pretty girl.
Don't give me pretty ones
Just give me ugly ones
Don't give me pretty ones
Just give me ugly ones
Cause I'm goin' down to the pub get me a ugly girl
Might have a pint while I'm there
Ugly girl come over here
Would you like some beer?
I've got an thirst for a ugly girl.
I've got no time for an pretty girl.
Don't give me pretty ones
Just give me ugly ones
Don't give me pretty ones
Just give me ugly ones
Cause I'm goin' down to the pub get me a ugly girl
Might have a pint while I'm there
Ugly girl come over here
Would you like some beer?
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H'up ta Funk
01:55
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Three day session, on the funk
Get outta my way, get h'up ta funk
Five-part question
Are ya h'up ta funk?
Are ya h'up ta funk?
Are ya h'up ta funk?
Are ya h'up ta funk?
Are ya h'up ta funk?
All my friends are hooked to funk,
Ain't got no time for that other junk.
Five-part question
Are ya h'up ta funk?
Are ya h'up ta funk?
Are ya h'up ta funk?
Are ya h'up ta funk?
Are ya h'up ta funk?
H'up ta funk.
H'up ta funk.
H'up ta funk.
H'up ta funk.
Are you down to funk?
Cause I'm up ta funk.
I have a confession, I love the funk,
So does Jesus, who'd have thunk?
Now I go to mass while I listen to funk,
While I listen to funk,
While I listen to funk,
While I listen to funk,
While I listen to funk.
My hairdresser likes to listen to funk,
So I listen to funk while I get a cut,
There's clippings on the floor, so would ya
Get up to funk, and sweep em up and
Sweep em up, and
Sweep em up, and
Sweep em up, and
Sweep em up.
H'up ta funk.
H'up ta funk.
H'up ta funk.
H'up ta funk.
Are you down to funk?
Cause I'm up ta funk.
All my friends are hooked to funk,
One of the lads said he listened to punk,
All my friends are hooked to funk,
One of the lads said he listened to punk,
We say
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
H'up.
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Housevan
03:05
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I've got a house, it's in a van
But it's not a caravan.
I've got a house, it's in a van,
I am living in a housevan.
I've got a house, it's in a van,
I'm going places in my housevan.
Housevan,housevan,housevan
I'm going places in my house...van.
I've got a house, it's in a van
But it's not a caravan.
I've got a house, it's in a van,
I am living in a housevan.
Housevan,housevan,housevan
I'm going places in my house...van.
I've got a house, it's in a van
I'm going places in my housevan
HOUSEVANHOUSEVANHOUSEVANHOUSEVANHOUSEVANHOUSEVANHOUSEVANHOUSEVAN
I've got a house, it's in a van
I'm going places in my housevan
House...van...what is it, it's a flippin' housevan
I've got a house, it's in a van
I'm going places in my housevan
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